Michael the Archangel
Wait it’s New Year’s?

therealgod:

Oh my. I’m still getting used to this Gregorian Calendar nonsense.

Stop being so western. You know the Chinese got it right.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BIG J.
therealgod:

chasailos:

cwphoto:

2020:

Astronomers announced this week they found a water-rich and relatively nearby planet that’s similar in size to Earth. (via Scientists spot nearby ‘super-Earth’ - CNN.com)



Damn it, I wasn’t finished yet.
You humans are the kind of kids who stay up late Christmas Eve, just to catch your parents putting the presents under the tree.
Damn surprise ruiners.
Not that Santa isn’t real.

Oh, hush. You had no intentions of telling them… you were telling US that this is Earth v.2, and that you hope “these ones wouldn’t eat the apples”!

therealgod:

chasailos:

cwphoto:

2020:

Astronomers announced this week they found a water-rich and relatively nearby planet that’s similar in size to Earth. (via Scientists spot nearby ‘super-Earth’ - CNN.com)

Damn it, I wasn’t finished yet.

You humans are the kind of kids who stay up late Christmas Eve, just to catch your parents putting the presents under the tree.

Damn surprise ruiners.

Not that Santa isn’t real.

Oh, hush. You had no intentions of telling them… you were telling US that this is Earth v.2, and that you hope “these ones wouldn’t eat the apples”!

therealgod:

briand316:

(via teatime-with-nikki)

This is what I do while you meaninglessly fornicate with each other.
One-upped.

And this isn’t even his best work.

therealgod:

briand316:

(via teatime-with-nikki)

This is what I do while you meaninglessly fornicate with each other.

One-upped.

And this isn’t even his best work.

frenchy:

silhouettesunsets:

(via ennuiprayer)


You guys have bratwurst now?

frenchy:

silhouettesunsets:

(via ennuiprayer)

You guys have bratwurst now?

266.) Being a follower of Jesus is one of the hardest commitments and I don’t think most people realize it.

growingup:

(via blogsecret)

Have you ever met the guy?

If you think being a follower is hard, try having a conversation with him. All he talks about was “So, this one time, I turned water into wine!”

Haha, just kidding, Big J, love ya.

What is this?

I put my location as ‘heaven’, and it puts me in the directory for the USA.

Typical American arrogance at its finest.

therealgod:

darknessistrustworthy:

galvatron:

huntingofthesnark:

cantstopthewind:

mamarracho:

OWNED





Simple. I’m God.
You weren’t there.

I was.
You people should consider yourself lucky that he decided to determine how long a day would be.

therealgod:

darknessistrustworthy:

galvatron:

huntingofthesnark:

cantstopthewind:

mamarracho:

OWNED

Simple. I’m God.

You weren’t there.

I was.

You people should consider yourself lucky that he decided to determine how long a day would be.

Ugh.

therealgod:

I think the hinges on the Gates are coming loose. You’d think having a carpenter around the house, there wouldn’t be a problem.

Eh, at least they’re still Pearly.

Yeah… Peter’s been on your kid’s back about that for weeks now, but Big J seems more interested in tapdancing on those damn crackers.

therealgod:

(via tamburina)
But he kind of comes back at the end.
I’m thinking sequel.

I didn’t want to make your bad mood worse, but the publishers have been calling for weeks now, saying something about Old Testament and New testament being their biggest sellers, and wondering when the next volume is due out…

therealgod:

(via tamburina)

But he kind of comes back at the end.

I’m thinking sequel.

I didn’t want to make your bad mood worse, but the publishers have been calling for weeks now, saying something about Old Testament and New testament being their biggest sellers, and wondering when the next volume is due out…